3/04/2007

Magical Interracial White Girl Transforms into Black Knight - racism ensues

I was going to post something about the whole ChasingMockolate thing, but I figured that any one who will take her husband into a bar fight, Other him into a token, and then proceed to use that tokenised husband as a blunt instrument, beating off anyone and everyone who dares try to stop her smashing the place up (while heart goads her onto ever stupider avenues of retoric) is not someone I want to get into a direct conflict with, so I shall leave that to Bfp.

Largely because my well honed barfighting instincts are giving me two clear choices:

1) Run away before she starts trying to bite people's legs off.

Or

2) Set fire to the bar, then run away (aka the Saotome Ultimate Technique, the most powerful martial arts move in the world).

So here's to all those black knights out there, may your fleshwounds be minor, and your enemies really indifferent, lest they squash you.



Why yes I'm officially washing my hands of chasingmoksha, I wasn't exactly liking her back when she was calling all asian people racist and for some unknown reason started going on about how fat people would naturally start slimming down "if they wanted to be mobile" or something like that, I'm certainly not going to like her any better now she's othering people left, right and center while playing March of The Marcottes on that tiny little violin we whiteys always seem to have secreted about our persons for just such emergencies.

She's no Sammo Hung connoisser that's for sure.



And how can anyone like someone who's so uncultured?

7 comments:

Donna Darko said...

I was going to post something about the whole ChasingMockolate thing, but I figured that any one who will take her husband into a bar fight, Other him into a token, and then proceed to use that tokenised husband as a blunt instrument, beating off anyone and everyone who dares try to stop her smashing the place up (while heart goads her onto ever stupider avenues of retoric) is not someone I want to get into a direct conflict with, so I shall leave that to Bfp.

This is why I nominated you for a Most Humorous Blog Koufax.

Cassandra Says said...

You get bonus point for the Sammo Hung reference (recently saw him go toe to toe with Donny Yuen and damn was that impressive), especially since CM probably has no idea who he is, uncultured buffoon that she is.
RE CM - The woman has her head so far up her own ass it's about to burst out the other end. You have to wonder how the husband feels about being used as her "get out of racism free" card, not to mention the kids.

Anonymous said...

What galls me the most about chasingmoksha is that she likes to parade around as some sort of champion of women, when, in fact, she has participated in dehumanizing and attempting to silence any woman who challenges her in any way. She actually terrorizes people on the internet that she has problems with because I have been searching her name and have come up with some startling examples of her mistreating other women in ways that any real feminist would find truly appalling. She demands respect but won't give any respect to anyone unless she has them firmly under her control. She is a scary individual.

Veronica said...

On the plus side, she won't be commenting on my blog anymore...

kactus said...

wow, I missed the whole fat people/mobile thing with her. I think I need a full-time employee just to keep up with all the ignorant shit that folks say on a regular basis.

lilcollegegirl said...

wiggled over from bd's place. Nice smackdown, and excellent reference to Ranma 1/2! (or is it a completely different Saotome?)

brownfemipower said...

oh lord you have a movie with KNIGHTS on it. hahaha...please don't run away until you've made sure both my legs haven't been chewed off!!
:-)