4/07/2007

Shorter Joe Francis' Life:

Everything I touched
turned to gold.
Except the genitalia
of those underage girls I raped.

8 comments:

shannon said...

I hear that sicko woman hater is going to jail!

belledame222 said...

For contempt of court. better than nothing, though. maybe he'll continue to make enough of an ass of himself that he'll end up prolonging his stay for a goodly while.

Cassandra Says said...

Hey, they've nabbed Mob guys on tax evasion. Obviously I'd rather see him jailed for what he actually did, but at this point I'm just happy to see the "no, you can't just do whatever the hell you want, asswipe" message delivered.

belledame222 said...

yeah, i'm mostly just wondering how long that'll keep him there, of itself. my hope is that he'll go into a "don't you know who i AM?!" shitfit, piss off a guard and/or the cops who come to take him away, and just keep racking up the points.

R. Mildred said...

yeah, i'm mostly just wondering how long that'll keep him there, of itself.

The really fucked up thing is that contempt of court will probably put him away for longer than rape or pedophilia charges - fuck a child, rape a woman, no biggie, out in 6 months with parole in a few weeks.

Piss off a white male judge though... Justice fucking ripps her shirt hulk hogan style and body slams you into the floor.

Anthony Kennerson said...

Oh, no, no, no...forget mere contempt charges; nothing less then one whole week of "prison love" is good enough for this asshat.

Then we can get on with banning prison rape forever and dump his misogynist ass under the jail for a couple of years while all those girls he mooched off of get royalties and back payments for being part of his feature fantasies.

Strangely enough, he was originally targeted not for rape or for sexual assault, but for violating the 2257 regulations on adequately documenting the age of his subjects on his videos. Then again, as Belle said, they did bust Al Capone on tax evasion, too.


Anthony

Neil Sinhababu said...

An excellent poem! I hope I have the pleasure of watching his empire crumble.

Chuckie K said...

And now they're busting Joe for tax evasion too. The Law works in mysterious ways.