High brow, Low brow or simply Chris Miur brow?

I was planning to just post this as a Vagina Day Amusing J-Porn piccie (I collect japanese porn, at least I collect well drawn stuff that makes me laugh like a maniac either intentionally or unintentionally), but hell, that tease Chris Miur's bad baywatch grade eyecandy required some actually pornographic mockage ("porkage"? or am I thinking of something else?) to make up for his lackluster attempt at finding the funny this week.

Actually, the problem with much of the right wing's entertainment is that they all need some serious porkage before being let near the stylus/keyboard.