I, like Amanda Marcotte, have also been picked to be part of the Edward Campaign's backing singers: The Third Placers, so huzzars!
Our job, I am informed, shall be to kick Edwards in the crotch repeatedly during the primaries so that the pain of his inevitable defeat doesn't seem so bad, but to a tune picked out for him by the DLC.
So huzzars for the acclimatisation to pain and rhythmic kicking! Hyah! Hyah!