Where ever there are winners, there are losers

Michelle "Lady of the Concentration Camps" Malkin to be precise (and I guess Dinesh "an odorless, colorless racist gasbag" D'Souza too) who is the official The Loser(s) of April.

For instance;

Michelle Malkin, born Michelle Maglalang, is a dark skinned Filipino-American who loves the worst that white American civilization has to offer. Malkin is a darling of the right wing, a blogger and author who is eager to advocate invading other nations, and spewing hatred of immigrants in general and of Muslims in particular.

Malkin constantly rails against immigration, complaining about "drive by" "accidental" citizenship attained by the children of immigrants who she and others label "anchor" and "jackpot" babies.

Malkin never told her loyal readership that her father came to the United States in 1970 on a temporary work visa. She was born in October 1970. Malkin is herself a jackpot baby, given automatic citizenship when her parents were not even permanent residents. The truth may set you free, but it doesn't get you on Fox news.

The big L on her forhead was beginning to visible a few days earlier though when she had her husband pen the Manifesto for the National Curtain Twitcher Association a few days earlier with such statements as;

I will raise my voice against your subjugation of women and religious minorities.

I will challenge your attempts to indoctrinate my children in our schools.

I will combat your violent propaganda on the Internet.

I am John Doe.

Now the more canny reader may notice that not only is it ironic, like rain on your wedding day (except it's actually ironic), but is fascinating because she's spoken loudly for the subjugation of women in america and else where, backing anti-choice and anti-family immigration and reproductive rights policies perpetrated by the bush administration. Even as far as religious miniorities go, she has in fact raised nary a peep when most of the largely pointless Iraqi election cycles that went on during the 2004-2005 new years season saw the active disenfranchisment of innumerable christians in iraq by the newly "re-elected" Team Bush coordinated Iraqi election system.

She also has no children, and indeed has supported teh graducal destruction of hte public education system by the bush administration with such schemes as the infamous "no child left behind" scheme, meaning that "my children" and "our schools" should, by all that is holy, lead to her face actually being set on fire from the friction generated by her nose elongating at such rapid speed as she laid claim to inclusion within pretty much any random group of white folk who couldn't run away fast enough.

But wait, her ode to people doing the obvious thing and reporting her brown 2nd generation potentially a muslim terrorist immigrant descended ass to Stasi-R-Us does not cease there, for not content in identifying herself as an obvious Islamic Terrorist in both deed and ethnic makeup and begging White America to fink her out to the fuzz, even John Ashcroft and Ann Althouse were not to be spared from her scaving indictments and vitriol ridden blandishements;

I will resist the imposition of sharia principles and sharia law in my taxi cab, my restaurant, my community pool, the halls of Congress, our national monuments, the radio and television airwaves, and all public spaces.

So Michelle, we, the Patriotic Non-losers of America, do salute you! (while with our other hand we dial the police on our cell phones in case you look like you're gonna form a suicide Jazz band in a fit of pique, becuase you can never be too careful, or too much of a fink of a cheese weasel)


jurassicpork said...

How ironic is it that we would write about Michelle the Merciless at practically the same time, albeit for different reasons.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Point of question -- I believe she has two children with RAND economist, Jesse Malkin. Is that not correct?