7/31/2007
Dis is Rally Gay, u no?
Also people offering me money can stop it, if you must give someone money give to Kactus. If I'm that desperate for monies I'll just steal and sell off one of the innumerable yachts Amp got from the Big Porn Deal of '06 (or was it '05?)*.
Is harry potter over with now? Can all those who don't read the damn books safely come out from under our rocks?
* It's a little known fact that Amp was in fact paid entirely in gold plated yachts.
For such are the wages of sin.
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i'm slowly coming out from under my rock, is it safe to go to a bookstore yet?
good to know that you are okay.
Wait ! I'm falling behind again. What's the matter with kactus ?
That Amp is scum, for sure. I can't believe that I gave him a collage for free once. He probably hocked it to buy more porn. And reefer, too, which he didn't even share with me. Oh, woe !!
P.S.-- You hope in vain. We will never, never be safe from Harry. Nor anything to do with "Joss," for fuck's sake. I'm building a bunker as soon as I figure out how to have iced espressos piped in.
Bookstore's sort of safe but there's still a few movies to go, might not want to leave the rock just yet.
Where's Kactus's paypal?
What's the matter with kactus ?
Kactus' has had someone, possibly her daughter, possibly not, move back in with her and she's running low on funds because of it.
Meanwhile, her long lost sister amanda has woken up from her coma only to discover that amanda's evil twin adnama has taken over her old life...
That Amp is scum, for sure. I can't believe that I gave him a collage for free once. He probably hocked it to buy more porn. And reefer, too, which he didn't even share with me. Oh, woe !!
It's a little known fact that Amp isn't actually fat, he just stuffs his shirts with bags full of the powdered skulls of third world orphans to give him a "jolly" look.
Also his beard is possessed by the ghost of charles manson.
gold plated yachts sink, I would've thought.
just catching up here--sorry to hear about your tsuris, RM.
gold plated yachts sink, I would've thought.
Actually, because of how boats work via displacement, a solid gold yacht would float if it was designed right - the biggest problem would be the way that gold is really crap as a construction material, so that it'd probably be destroyed during the first storm it went through.
And that's not even getting into the problem of barnacles, who as we all know, love the bling.
Sorry about the thing on your site bell btw, there's a longer post that spring boards off it that was supposed to have been finished ASAP, but has jammed somewhat, hopefully all will be revealed soon(ish).
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