fluffymacrocunt hates Amanda Marcotte

Ugh.



Now for anyone out there, remember that you can pick one of these two to represent yourself with, but you cannot pick Both.

I Am Spam

According to my inbox, I am deeply interested in buying a wide variety of $200+ adobe crap, need to increase my ejaculatum volume RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!
I also have trouble getting it up in bed, which is just as well becuase my cock is so small it is not able to satisfy my woman even when I can get it up in the first place.

What about you?

At least 30 dead in college shooting

From the BBC:

Eyewitnesses locked down inside the university buildings have been using the internet to try to glean information about what is happening and many have emailed the BBC News website.

Nikolas Macko was in a mathematics class in Norris Hall when they heard a series of loud bangs in the hallway which prompted a female student sitting near the door to move to close it.

"She peeked out into the hallway, and saw the shooter, so she immediately closed the door. Three other students moved a table that was in front of the room - it seats approximately 40 students at capacity - and barricaded it against the door.

"A few seconds later, the shooter tried to open the door, but my classmates kept it well shut, as they held the table against it from floor level.

"The shooter shot the door twice at chest level, which resulted in two holes in the door, one of which hit the podium in the front of the class room and the other continued out the window. At this point he reloaded, shot the door again - this shot did not penetrate - and moved on to the other classrooms," Mr Macko added.

So far, neither Kos nor Bill O'rly have yet to insult the dead in a misogynistic way.

Jack Thompson however, on FOX (of course), has already blamed video games for it.

MSNBC video has an interview with one of hte injured from the attack, says that the assailant was "asian", what ever the hell that means:

Note that the video is dated, but states that someone has been put in custody - though as the shooter is apparently dead, this brings up more questions as I can't find a second source that refers to any arrests whatsoever.

ETA: But wait, that's not all!

It turns out that the school didn't close down after the first lot of shooting, in which two students were killed, because they thought it was merely a domestic violence thing - because two dead bodies is apparently normal at Virgin Tech - and so waited two hours to actually inform other students that maybe they should know about it... by email.

At which point the second killing spree which took the lives of the other 30 people had already started.

Oh, and the Queen, yes, Elizabeth eyeeye, the largely pointless monarch of the british isles, is apparently "shocked" by the killings. The Emperor of Japan and Pope Ratzinger the Evil were apparently unavailable for comment.

I'm sick of these motherfucking Shoggoths on this motherfucking roof!

So I'm listening to the sample Mp3 of the Byakhee song from the Cthulhu mythos musical ("A Shoggoth on the roof") on windows media player.

And it does the whole "find album cover picture" thing as it usually does, largely because I neither know nor care how to turn the damn thing off...

And that little piccie there, that's what it came up with.

Byakhee Byakhee, sung by Ben Affleck and Samuel L Jackson in the infamous blockbuster muscical "Changing Lanes".

Okay universe, I'm quite capable of free associating randomly all on my own thank you very much...

Err, What?

Felicia
Decapitated by a Model

Twiggy: I think she's very beautiful. I don't like this photograph this week.

Miss J: You're so used to moving, that when you're dead, you're just that: capital D-E-A-D, dead.

Nigel: All the other girls managed to have some sort of spark even in this sort of morbid situation. I think I look at you in this picture, and you actually just look dead. One of the simplest things, like acting dead, can be the most challenging. The problem is that you didn't do anything. You just gave up and thought that that was being dead.

(via feministe)